Wednesday, February 2, 2011

creepers and pervs: some things i am some im not

recently i've had some false accusations on me about me being a pervert? ARE YOU KIDDING ME!! ME? A PERV? i would never do such a thing to an innocent girl. i'm just a guy that doesnt like those kinda things i would never creep on a girl who shows half her boobs and grabs em or like maybe a girl who shakes her junk all around i would definetly never look at that! i'm not gay either ok! just i hav some friends who think im a perv and need to stop! ray shay that means both of you! you both creep on guys alll the time! yes guys these to girls are total creepers who choose to look at attractive guys walls just to screw with you! they are weirdos who choose to stalk and stalk... oh and lets not forget stalking! they just cant help it they creep its who they are but they hav no right to accuse me of this gosh! haha u guys r so weird but i love ya guys!! just stop calling me a perv and stop creeping thank you your awsome friend ZPRODIGY32

Sunday, January 9, 2011

PROCRASTINATION- thats why its been a while

Hey to all my viewers i'm really sorry about how long this has taken me to put up a new post. But with all thats been happening i just couldn't find the time..... Who the fuck am i kidding ive been procrastinating XD thats right everyone procrastination is a beautiful thing. everyone procrastinates. hmmm maybe i should do my homework..... OMG LOOK THERES A SQUIRREL CLIMBING THE TREE OUTSIDE!!! im going to sit here and watch if for 45 goddam minutes! by then i couldve been done with my homework but the squirrel was alot funner. We all procrastinate in different ways. like some people are the potheads who decide i'm going to blow schoolwork off to smoke a ton of marijuana! Yah great idea buddy now you can hallucinate ur riding a magical unicorn turtle on the ice cream valley river while a bunch of guys dressed as hot dogs run around you chanting random mumbo jumbo! this all will be happening in the middle of the street and then.... you'll get hit by a car. Oh the beauties of procrastination. others just sleep or play video games maybe sing or dance. those are the normal people who will actually have pretty good lives. The hobo's you see now are the guys that were either potcrastinators or the people who never procrastinated then overworked themselves so they snapped couldnt go on and dropped out. Yes to all you super brains you have to procrastinate or you will hurt yourself! you will crack like a little egg and all that yolk (which is your brain) will come pouring out. Scary thought... yes. even if its just goin to the crapper and playin a game on your itouch in there you always need down time!. Procrastination can help you its a great thing. then when your grades start to fail you have to stop for like a week. Then you can get back on the procrastination schdule you love so much. So all of you i hope you all procrastinate and i hope reading this post will make you all procrastinate too! signing off for now. I need to go stare at that squirrel more! XD HAPPY PROCRASTINATION!!!

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Urban Dictionary- the greatest pool of random crap we want to know!

Yesh, Urban Dictionary, we all love going on there and looking up the most random terms in the history of the world! for instance i learned my last name Zink has its own definition. If you go on Urban Dictionary and look up zink the definition is "the fingering god" (yes ladies this is very true!) My question is how do we come up with these random definitions and terms. Some of the terms on that website are the most messed up terms ive ever heard of in my life! Donkey punch one of the funniest things ive heard of ever. you can either leave the blog to look it up or just let me tell you. A donkey punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for men of course). Now don't lie and say no i never go on urban dictionary. Trust me we all do and its ok just because you want to know the simple definition. of a rainbow kiss or what the hell a catalina wine mixer is! we all love the hours of hilarious entertainment of the never ending wealth of knowledge that is urban dictionary! I suggest on a day you are bored or a day you just feel like procrastinating Urban Dictionary is the answer. Maybe a little procrasturbation for yah look it up on Urban Dictionary then you'll know what i'm talkin bout. You'll have a good laugh and some good fun! Don't worry hopefully you won't get offended...... too much >=D happy searching!