Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Urban Dictionary- the greatest pool of random crap we want to know!

Yesh, Urban Dictionary, we all love going on there and looking up the most random terms in the history of the world! for instance i learned my last name Zink has its own definition. If you go on Urban Dictionary and look up zink the definition is "the fingering god" (yes ladies this is very true!) My question is how do we come up with these random definitions and terms. Some of the terms on that website are the most messed up terms ive ever heard of in my life! Donkey punch one of the funniest things ive heard of ever. you can either leave the blog to look it up or just let me tell you. A donkey punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for men of course). Now don't lie and say no i never go on urban dictionary. Trust me we all do and its ok just because you want to know the simple definition. of a rainbow kiss or what the hell a catalina wine mixer is! we all love the hours of hilarious entertainment of the never ending wealth of knowledge that is urban dictionary! I suggest on a day you are bored or a day you just feel like procrastinating Urban Dictionary is the answer. Maybe a little procrasturbation for yah look it up on Urban Dictionary then you'll know what i'm talkin bout. You'll have a good laugh and some good fun! Don't worry hopefully you won't get offended...... too much >=D happy searching!

2 comments:

  1. Hey. I totally know what you mean. Noah is someone greater than Chuck Norris.

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  2. but also "An old, disgusting fat man who likes math." http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=zink&page=2 sorry haha

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